i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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