I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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