"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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