so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
we're so committed to being not committed
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