i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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