u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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