just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
we're chasing vodka with high fives
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
