it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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