Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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