Your face is a jimmy john
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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