Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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