You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
