big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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