i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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