from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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