i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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