You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Say something about gay babies.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
