I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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