It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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