I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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