we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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