ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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