doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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