Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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