Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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