Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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