i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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