nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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