We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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