I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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