lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
