bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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