Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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