playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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