so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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