Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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