spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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