we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He felt like a one man threesome
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
