3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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