is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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