it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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