is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
