why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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