They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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