Dual....:-)
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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