I wanna bring you to show and tell
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
