at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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