I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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