He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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