I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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